This boy's got no fingie. Yeah! Dennis Kelly You listen here, my dear, Sing, Jenny! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. MATILDA I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. Thirteen times two is twenty-six. Matilda has astonishing wit, intelligence. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO But I've got a baby! No! Based on the book, Matilda by Roald Dahl Nov. 14-16, 21-23 at 7:30pm and Nov. 16, 17, 23, and 24th at 2pm Featuring an Opening night intermission reception Get your tickets HERE Share this: Twitter Facebook Pinterest Loading. MISS HONEY Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] And it isn't wide enough to sit. New York, NY, SM for Poor Yella Rednecks There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . MATILDA sits down reading a book. She says they make me look pretty! Don't tell me. Good show. Every new life . We're not rich. Now, the secret to my success in business is . MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Where is the maggot known as Nigel? This is a hilarious supporting role for a younger actor with comedic timing, as Michaels contributions to the scene usually function as deadpan one-liners. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. [pm&;} *Jb{wpP A+| 0`G@pXAroR /_:ma:K6 ~CSzaC//qG16@v;\jj~ny6~b9"fi1!Izk"%1qtQ{XyS'A) 3ngvzt|7nitWY1CO!R4uPL}5zE@TUKTt [kT6s&e,WgqeMX$ The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. . [She murmurs along to the music.] MRS WORMWOOD Tricks!" WOMAN: Smile for mummy! And therefore, she is guilty! Stop! MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD No, it's a library book! Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. It was the worst of times. MATILDA MR WORMWOOD CHILDREN . No one is as bold or tough as me. Dad says I should watch more TV. As I started my spin, did I look at the view? . MR WORMWOOD Look at that! (Bruce!) Seven times two is fourteen. And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. . New York, NY, Escape To Margaritaville The secret to my success is this. BIG KIDS You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . Am I . Just go back to school! You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? Look at this. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; A teacher at Matildas school. The highly anticipated Matilda The Musical JR. is available for licensing. But she is a squib. The Trunchbull can be played by a male or female (though the character is female). DOCTOR Well, then stop her reading! Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. She's got no respect, that one. . . BIG KIDS Nine times two is eighteen. And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! MATILDA . BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. MATILDA I'll have her for that. She opens a book. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. To hammer throwing, life, and school You? And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. . What do you think might be the cause of this? This living 'eLl. I don't know. But here it is, coming true: I'd love to meet her, actually . Mr. Wormwood. In . As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt . He loves having me around. A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. That's exactly what you've done. . Don't take me to Chokey! I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! [His stomach growls.] An exception. Miracle! MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". Auuurrrgh! Nicholas Nickleby . The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Cast a solid actor and mover in this fun featured role. Cast a fantastic character actor and singer who can command the stage and embody Trunchbulls larger-than-life villainy. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. She seems not to know that she's special at all. MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. And if you cry it will be (W) double. WOMAN: That's right, honey. My mummy says I'm a miracle. My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. He's over there, under those coats. . BOTH: What a dear! MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] It's just pathetic. MISS HONEY I think in effect, MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] A few! A custoner swindled by Mr. Wormwood. The more you'll just look like a fool. RUDOLPHO Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. . hog n bones nutrition menu. have you read a whole book? And Jenny's outside. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Age Looks 6 to 10 Height Up to 4' 3". Nothing will change. Alice displays great curiosity and attempts to fit her diverse experiences into a . Tricks!" And that's not right! She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, Children are maggots! Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. . Stuff it in. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Is she here? You don't need happiness or self-esteem. So go and put some highlights in your hair. Where's his fingie? If you sit around and let them get on top, you BRUCE wilts by the desk. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. Past Alice. MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. MISS HONEY. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. A little less head, a lot more derriere. [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] Oh, did I not mention? MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. She's not particularly attractive, as she eats chips greedily and has a huge boil on her nose. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Smile for mummy, smile for mother. four hundred and eighty-seven. . MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. MAN: I think he blinked. You have got to be Now, look. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] A spotlight searches the theater. MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. . I can feel it in my hips. I mean . There's not a lot of difference in size. Alice feels comfortable with her identity and has a strong sense that her environment is comprised of clear, logical, and consistent rules and features. Oh, yes. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] MATILDA Right. . And remember to be eXtremely careful. Eat! Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Don't be pathetic! She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. Amanda Thripp. Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. Can I ask you a question? I'm the best! CHILDREN Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! CHILDREN 1 Okay! . . A person. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. He did what you asked. He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. Miracle! One look at my face and it's plain to see. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. A little less flat, a lot more heel. BIG KIDS . These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. Rudolpho! NIGEL BIG KID [TAMIKA] No! Matilda Wormwood! This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! [He laughs.] Every day starts with the tick of a clock. BRUCE Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. Soft spoken and kind. google_ad_width=120; A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. MRS PHELPS screams and exits. In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. MRS WORMWOOD The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. Er, what books did you read? A brand new human being! What about rules, Honey? If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. I can pretend I'm an . MR WORMWOOD MATILDA These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. Get out of it! He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. Before my happy days were Over, You haven't got time for "but". Has incredible upper-body strength. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round They sits and unpack their bags. But I didn't do anything. Knock on the door, Jenny. Even time loves us.". CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. And even if you could, BIG KIDS MATILDA CHILDREN This is the worst day of my life! MATILDA Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. MISS HONEY So you're Wormwood, are you? . . MISS HONEY Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, The quintessential terrifying tyrant. I don't know. Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. MATILDA This child doesn't have a "thingie" . The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use. 36 0 obj <>/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<53E4106495B9017D37AE3E4A539EEC2B><8C6A6596FD51BE4894C0467CBFB3C55D>]/Index[18 32]/Info 17 0 R/Length 88/Prev 81621/Root 19 0 R/Size 50/Type/XRef/W[1 2 1]>>stream As I was saying, Matilda. This is Rudolpho! BIG KID [BEN] The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. That is the biggest hug in the world. Twitter. MATILDA ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Is like the TARDIS: Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. a contract. Oh, er, hello. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. This living 'ell. Matilda's been here all morning. MAN: Have you seen his school report? MRS WORMWOOD google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; . MISS TRUNCHBULL Shakespeare in the Woods 2023 Season Six times two is twelve. Results may vary. I think they just fit. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! CHILDREN Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. MISS HONEY Oliver Twist . MATILDA ". But unless you want to suffer, listen up . You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. Though he shows up looking for payback, Matilda has had quite enough of revenge, and Sergei lets the Wormwoods escape. Very supple. Come on!] family dollar universal remote codes . MISS TRUNCHBULL [He sits down in a zen position.]. MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. DOCTOR MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! They line up at the back of the stage. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a . When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . Copyright All rights reserved. The world's greatest acrobat! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, MISS TRUNCHBULL [to MATILDA] This is your fault. The less you have to show, the louder you dress it.